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THE DRINKER'S ALPHABET

A- Alcohol: The key to surviving High School or College

B- Beer: It's what's for dinner...and breakfast and lunch

C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after
last night's party

D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk
usually looks pathetic

E- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21
in your drinking party

F- F%&$ed Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking
your guts out

G- Games: Anything that involves cards, stripping and
chugging beers

H- Hangover: Reminds you of how great last night was and
how much you drank

I- Idiot: What you look like after doing a lap dance on
fat kid after just three beers

J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake
ID or stagger home at 5 am

K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after
15 beers

L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation
involving alcohol

M- Money: That which you no longer have due to two dollar
draft nite at the bar

N- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside
someone you don't know...again

O- Oh sh%&!: What you say as you're falling down the stairs

P- Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're
drinking beer

Q- Quit: What you promise to do after spending the nite in
jail with Bertha the Bearded Transvestite

R- Reform: What you promise God you will do while you're
puking in the toilet

S- Sex: What you did with that person you met last night
while you were drunk...

T- Twenty-one: Usually the age where you reach your peak
of drinking

U- Underage: Most of the drinking population in town

V- Vodka: The mother of all alcohol's and the best way to
make Jell-O

W- Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the
porcelain God.

X- X-ray: How they can see into your stomach before they
pump it (detox).

Y- Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every weekend.

Z- Zima: Zomething Different....Zomething Fun

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