One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son
polar bear were sitting in the snow.
The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, "Dad, am I
100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son, you're 100%
polar bear."
A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns to his father
again and says, "Dad, tell me the truth. I can take it. Am I
100% polar bear? No brown bear or panda bear or grizzly bear?"
The father polar bear replies, "Son, I'm 100% polar bear, your
mother is 100% polar bear, so you are definitely 100% polar
bear."
A few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear AGAIN turns to
his father and says, "Dad, don't think your sparing my feelings
if it's not true. I gotta know - am I 100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear was distressed by this continued
questioning and asked his son, "Why do you keep asking if
you're 100% polar bear?"
"Because I'm freezing!"
     
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