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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his
mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate
was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
John and his roommate and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John
and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just
roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do
you?" Julie said.
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be
sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying
you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying
you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother
which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with
Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed,
she would have found the gravy ladle by now...
Love, Mom
     
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