A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that,
because of the Christmas emphasis on His birth, his students
might not be aware that Jesus lived long ago.
So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know,
I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class became very quiet, looked at the teacher, and
waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss.
Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he
knew this.
Little Johnny said, "Well . . . every morning, my father gets
up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Good Lord, are
you still in there?!"
     
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