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Airman Spedette was assigned to the induction center, where she
advised new recruits about their government benefits,
especially their GI insurance.
It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman
Spedette was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling
insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits she advised.
Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of
the room and listened to Spedette' sales pitch.
Spedette explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new
recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into
battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to
your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go
into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a
maximum of $6000."
"Now," she concluded, "which group do you think they are going
to send into battle first?"
     
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