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Got a letter from Grandma the other day.
She writes... the other day I went up to a local Christian
bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I
was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come
from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous
prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my
bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that
followed!
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost
in thought about the Lord and how good He is... and I didn't
notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone
else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have
noticed!
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was
sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and
then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of
GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader
he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and
started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even
honked my horn few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I
heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"... I saw
another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage grandson in the
back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a
Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met
anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the
good luck sign back.
My grandson burst out laughing... why, even he was enjoying
this religious experience! A couple of the people were so
caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their
cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray
or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the
light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers
grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I
had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed
the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the
Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
Love, Grandma
     
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