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A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of
sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his
ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp
commands, he had the decks buzzing with men and soon, the ship
had left port and was streaming out of the channel. The
ensign's efficiency has been remarkable. In fact, the deck was
abuzz with talk that he had set a new record for getting a
destroyer under way.

The ensign glowed at his accomplishment and was not all
surprised when another seaman approached him with a message
from the captain. He was, however, a bit surprised to find
that it was a radio message, and he was even more surprised
when he read, "My personal congratulations upon completing
your underway preparation exercise according to the book and
with amazing speed. In your haste, however, you have
overlooked one of the unwritten rules -- make sure the captain
is aboard before getting under way."

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