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Response from Erma Bombeck:
Dear Martha,
I'm writing this on the back of an old shopping list, pay
no attention to the coffee and jelly stains. I'm 20 minutes
late getting my daughter up for school, packing a lunch with
one hand, on the phone with the dog pound, seems old Ruff
needs bailing out, again. Burnt my arm on the curling iron
when I was trying to make those cute curly fries, how DO they
do that? Still can't find the scissors to cut out some
snowflakes, tried using an old disposable razor . . . trashed
the tablecloth. Tried that cranberry thing, frozen
cranberries mushed up after I defrosted them in the
microwave. Oh, and don't use Fruity Pebbles as a substitute
in that Rice Krispie snowball recipe, unless you happen to
like a disgusting shade that resembles puke! The smoke alarm
is going off, talk to ya later.
Love, Erma
     
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