A priest, a minister and a rabbi go fishing together. They all
get into the boat and row out a bit, and start to get their
gear together. Suddenly, the priest says: "Oh, dear. I forgot
my bait on the shore." The priest steps out of the boat, walks
across the water to the shore, gets the bait, walks back
across the water and steps back into the boat.
A few minutes later, the minister says: "Oh, dear. I forgot my
fly box on the shore." The minister steps out of the boat,
walks across the water to the shore, gets the fly box, walks
back across the water and steps back into the boat.
The rabbi, meanwhile, has been watching this, and figures
'well, if they can do it, so can I'. So he says: "Oh dear. I
forgot my lunch on the shore." The rabbi steps out of the boat
and immediately falls into the deep water.
The priest turns to the minister and says, "Do you think we
should have told him where the rocks are?"
     
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