Two friends, Smith and Jones, went together to play the slot
machines at the casino. Each agreed that when his allotted
money was gone, he would go to the front of the casino and sit
on the bench to wait for his friend.
Jones quickly lost all of his money and went to sit on the
bench. He waited and waited and waited and waited. After what
seemed an eternity, he saw Smith coming toward him carrying a
huge sack of coins.
"Hey, Jones," said Smith, "how'd you do?"
"Well, Smith", said Jones, "you see me here on this bench-what
do you think? It looks like you hit it big, though."
"Oh yeah," said Smith, "did I find a good machine! It's way in
the back. I'll show it to you-you can't lose! EVERY TIME YOU
PUT IN A DOLLAR FOUR QUARTERS COME OUT!!!"
     
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