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Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
So she is suing the test tube lab.
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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread
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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast
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Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock
the clock struck one,
the mouse ran down,
And got eaten by the cat
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Hickory dickory dock,
Three mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one,
and the others got away with minor injuries
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Mary Had A Little Lamb,
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would..... talk to each other.
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Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
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Mary had a little lamb
You've heard this tale before,
But did you know she passed her plate
And had a little more?
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Mary had a little lamb
It was always in a hurry
Fell into the cooking pot
Now it's in the curry
     
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