A guy and several of his buddies used to frequent a certain
restaurant. The food was always good, but the waitress always
looked and sounded very sour.
One evening, one of the friends was feeling rather good, and
jokingly asked the waitress when she came to take their
orders, "Ma'am, do you believe in free love?"
The waitress huffed up and almost yelled at the man, "I
certainly do not!"
With a great big grin, the man asked, "Well, Darlin', what do
you charge?
     
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