Two Oklahomans are walking down different end of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack.
When they meet, one says "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many they are, can I have one?'
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK ummmmmmmmm five ?
   
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