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Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening,
the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully
she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this
morning on the phone."
Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and
demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two,
the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute - listen to my side of
it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late
getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car,
but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and
car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving
a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three
blocks from the store I had a flat tire.
When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people
waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started
waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was
ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll of nickels
against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled
all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up
the nickels - the phone is still ringing-when I came up I cracked
my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back
against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and
half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing
with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your
wife -- she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
Well, Mister, I TOLD HER!"
     
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