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GOOD:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then, he discovered the problem -- a
10-year old boy was standing up
the road with a hand-painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with
a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.
BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The
police responded with a mailed photo-of handcuffs.
BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle
officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to
the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."
He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he
realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got
back on his motorcycle and left. She sat there for several
minutes, laughing too hard to start her car
     
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