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QUOTES FROM THE REAR BUMPER

1. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your
lips.

2. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

3. Where there's a will ... I want to be on it.

4. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

5. Don't drink and drive ... You might hit a bump and spill
your drink.

6. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
out of the trunk.

7. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

8. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

9. Be nice to your kids ... They will pick out your nursing
home.

10. Always remember you're unique ... Just like everyone
else.

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