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A guy responds to a job position at the city zoo. The ad
mentioned the salary but not what he would be doing. Come to
find out that the zoo's gorilla had unexpectedly passed away.
The zoo had just spent millions on promotions which focused
on the gorilla and now they needed a gorilla. The guy really
needed the job and the money was good so he accepted.
Everyday he would put on the gorilla suit, hang out in his
cage and be the gorilla. After a while he started enjoying
himself. He would scare little kids, roar at the crowds, and
eat bananas and stuff. You know, gorilla things. As time wore
on he became the main attraction at the zoo. He would swing
on his trees and vines, and the people loved him.
One particularly busy Saturday he was swinging around and
accidentally swings over his fence and lands in the lions
cage. The lion slowly opens his eyes and sees the gorilla.
The lion begins to stalk. The lion, now drooling and wide
awake, slowly approaches the gorilla who is backed up against
the fence. The lion is ready to jump, then the gorilla
started yelling, "Help! Help! I'm not a gorilla. I'm a man!
help, help !!"
Then the lion said, "Shut-up stupid, or we'll both get
fired!"
     
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