Two ladies who had really never much cared for one another got assigned to the same table at their high school reunion. Finally, for lack of anything better to do, they began talking about their husbands.
"My husband is so sweet. He gave me these pearl earrings for our anniversary."
"That's nice."
"And he gave me a mink stole for my birthday."
"That's nice."
"And I have a maid and gardener."
"That's nice."
"And he gave me that Cadillac just last month, so I could drive in style."
"That's nice."
"Has your husband given you gifts, Dearie?"
"Yes, he sent me to finishing school."
"And what did you learn at finishing school, Dearie?"
"They taught me to say 'That's nice' ........instead of 'F%$& YOU!'"
