A telemarketer was taking a survey. He told the woman on the
line, "I represent a number of vaseline companies and we're
doing a survey of the many uses of vaseline in the home.
Would you mind taking a few moments and telling me how you
use our product ?"
She said, "Sure, we use it for cuts, dry skin, chapped lips
and sex."
The marketer undaunted pushed on, "Uh, would you mind
explaining how you use it for sex ?"
She said, "Simple. I put it on the door-knob -- it keeps
the kids out of the room."
     
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