A busload of church women careened off a cliff killing all on board. When the ladies all arrived at the gates of heaven they expected to be welcomed with open arms. St. Peter, however, told them that there was no room in heaven, although new residences were under construction and would be finished in about three weeks. In the interim they would have to wait down below.
After a week had passed, Satan knocked on St. Peter's door. "You have to take those women back" he wailed.
Peter replied, "We still don't have the space. It will just be another two weeks."
"But Pete," Satan cried, "Between the bake sales, bazaars and bingo games they are within $100 of getting an air conditioner for the place."
