-- AP, NEW YORK / D.C. --
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to
find out that she's pregnant. She is furious. Here she is
about to run for Senator of New York and this has happened to
her.
She calls the White House, gets Bill on the phone, and
immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this
happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me
pregnant! How could you???!!! I can't believe this! I just
found out that I am five weeks pregnant and it's all your
fault!! YOUR FAULT!! Well, what do you have to say???"
There is nothing but dead silence on the other end of the
phone.
She screams again, "DID YOU HEAR ME?"
Finally, Bill says, in a very, very low whisper, "Who is
this?"
     
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