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THE COP WHO BUSTED YOU SAID WHAT...
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
out after you wear them awhile."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that
means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift
supervisor?"
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do
that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you
are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas,
but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Just how big were those two beers?
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
     
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