MORE ONE-LINERS...
If it weren't for stupidity we'd all have to get real jobs.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I'm already visualizing the tape over your mouth.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
Who me? No, I'm not the Tech, I just wander from cube to cube.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
You say I'm a jerk like it's a bad thing.
     
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