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This old fellow in his eighties got up and was putting
on his coat.

His wife said "Where are you going ?"

He said "I'm going to the doctor."

And she said "Why, are you sick?"

"No" he said, "I'm going to get me some of those new
Viagra pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on
her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"

She said "I'm going to the doctor too."

He said "Why?"

She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old
thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."

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