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A professor at the University of Kentucky is giving a lecture
on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students
raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of
you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever
seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's
really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their
hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched
a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But
let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever
made love to a ghost?"
One student way in the back raises his hand. The professor is
astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and
says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no
one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to
come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins
to make his way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly toward
the podium the professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like
to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Shiiiiiit..... From way back
there I thought you said "goats."
     
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