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A while ago, my friend Sale (pronounced Sah Leigh) from Samoa
visited me in America. I let him sleep at my house during
his stay. One day when I came home I saw Sale with a nice
suit that he obviously couldn't afford. However, I thought
nothing of it and ignored it.
The next day Sale came home driving a BMW M3, which he could
never have paid for. My suspicions were growing, but I still
didn't say anything.
On the third day, Sale came driving in with a truck and a
huge boat attached to the back. Now, I couldn't stand it any
longer. Sale had things I could only dream of. So I asked,
"Sale! Where are you getting all this stuff? The suit, the
car, the boat! How do you get it?"
Sale said, "Oh, People in America are so generous. I think
they like me because wherever I go there are always signs
that say "FOR SALE!"
     
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