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It is late one night during the Clinton presidency, and Billy
can't sleep, so he decides to take a walk through the
portrait gallery at the White House. He stops in front of
Washington's portrait and says, "George, you were the father
of this country. What can I do to help our country in these
trying times?"
Suddenly, out of the portrait, a white mist appears. Clinton
is startled and then completely amazed as the mist coalesces
into the ghost of George Washington. The ghost looks down at
Clinton and says, "Go to the Congress!"
A somewhat spooked Clinton walks farther down the hall and
stops in front of Jefferson's portrait. "Tom," says Clinton,
still not quite believing this is all actually happening to
him, "how can I best help this country in these trying
times?"
Jefferson's ghost appears out of the painting and says, "Go
to the people!"
Now Clinton is getting quite excited to be talking to these
great men, so he walks a little farther down the hall. When
he comes to Lincoln's portrait, he says, "Abe, please appear
and tell me, how can I best help the country in these trying
times?"
Lincoln's ghost emerges from the portrait and says, "Go to
the theater!"
     
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