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One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to
the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it
goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes
looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with
this huge knot on his head and the golf ball lying right
beside him. "Goodness," says the golfer then proceeds to
revive the poor little guy.
Upon awakening, the little guy says, "Well, you caught me
fair and square. I am a leprechaun. I will grant you three
wishes."
The man says "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I
didn't hurt you too badly," and walks away.
Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun says, "Well, he
was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do
something for him. I'll give him the three things that I
would want. I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game,
and a great sex life."
Well, a year goes past (as they often do in jokes like this)
and the same golfer is out golfing on the same course at the
16th hole. He gets up and hits one into the same woods and
goes off looking for his ball. When he finds the ball he sees
the same little guy and asks how he is doing.
The leprechaun says, "I'm fine, and might I ask how your golf
game is?"
The golfer says, "It's great! I hit under par every time."
"I did that for you," responds the leprechaun, "And might I
ask how your money is holding out?"
"Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my hand in
my pocket, I pull out a hundred dollar bill" he replied.
The leprechaun smiles and says, "I did that for you. And
might I ask how your sex life is?"
Now the golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well,
maybe once or twice a week."
Floored, the leprechaun stammers, "Once or twice a week?!?"
The golfer looks at him sheepishly and says, "Well, that's
not too bad for a priest in a small parish."
     
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