The last four US Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off
they spin to OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations,
they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the
Great Wizard. "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT
DO YOU WANT?"
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time
with Iran,so I've come for some courage."
"NO PROBLEM" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a
brain."
"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT
WIZARD?"
Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people
that I need a heart."
"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."
Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing
there, looking around, not saying a word. Irritated, the
Wizard finally asks, "WELL, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD
CITY?"
"Where's Dorothy?"
     
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