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Jerry was walking across the road when he met with an
accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be
comatose for two days before he finally regained
consciousness. When he opened his eyes, his wife, Jodi, was
there beside him. Jerry held Jodi's hands and said
meaningfully : "You have always been by my side. When I was a
struggling University student, I failed again and again. And
sometimes, even my repeat papers as well. You were there
beside me, encouraging me to go on trying..."
Jodi squeezed his hands as he continued: "When I went for all
the major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you
were there beside me, cutting out more adverts for me to
apply...."
He continued: "Then I started work at this little firm and
finally got to handle a big contract. I blew it because of one
little mistake. And you were there beside me."
"Then I finally got another job after being laid off for some
time. But I never seemed to be promoted and my hard work was
not recognized.
As such, I remained in the same position from the day I joined
the company till now... and you were still beside me... "
Jodis eyes brimmed with tears as she listened to Jerry: "And
now I have met with an accident and when I wake up, you are
here beside me... There's something I'd really like to say to
you..."
Jodi flung herself on the bed to hug Jerry, sobbing with
emotion.
He said, "I think you bring me bad luck!"
     
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