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An elderly man in Florida calls his son in New York. The
father says to the son, "I hate to tell you, but we've got
some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can't stand
each other anymore, and we're getting a divorce. I've had it!
I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I'm telling
you now, so you and your sister shouldn't go into shock later
when I move out."
He hangs up, and the son immediately calls his sister in the
Hamptons and tells her the news. The sister says, "I'll handle
this!" She calls Florida and says to her father, "Don't do
ANYTHING until we get there! We'll be there Wednesday night."
The father agrees. He hangs up the phone and hollers to his
wife, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we
going to tell them for Christmas?"
     
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