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DEAR GOD....

A Nun asked her Sunday School class to write a note to God........

Dear GOD: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't you just keep the ones You have? ~~Johnny

Dear GOD: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if
they had their own rooms. It worked with my brother. ~~Larry

Dear GOD: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new
shoes. ~~Mickey

Dear GOD: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in
the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can
never do it. ~~Nan
Dear GOD: I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell
me. ~~Love, Alison

Dear GOD: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? ~~Lucy

Dear GOD: Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
bowling words in the house? ~~Anita

Dear GOD: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident? ~~Norma

Dear GOD: Who draws the lines around the countries? ~~Nan

Dear GOD: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is
that okay? ~~Neil

Dear GOD: Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
puppy. ~~Joyce

Dear GOD: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before
You can look it up. ~~Bruce

Dear GOD: If we come back as something - Please don't let me be
Jennifer Horton because I hate her. ~~Denise

Dear GOD: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with
so much hair all over. ~~Sam

Dear GOD: I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
~~Ruth

Dear GOD: Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David
the best. ~~Rob

Dear GOD: My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound
right. They're just kidding, aren't they? ~~Marsha

Dear GOD: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they
said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. ~~Sincerely, Donna

Dear GOD: I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool. ~~Sara

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