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Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals.
The men are led to a grave site next to the water. The chief
says, 'We will kill you as a coward, or we will let you die
honorable deaths for your homelands. You choose the weapon.
Either way, your skins will be used to make our canoes.'
The first man, a soldier at heart, asks for a handgun. With
this, he recites the Pledge and shoots himself. He is carried
off. The next man asks for a sword. A warrior at heart, he
uses a Japanese katana to commit seppuku as a Japanese man.
The last man asks for a fork.
'A fork? asks the chief?'
But it's his dying wish, so they hand him the fork. He stabs
himself repeatedly in the chest, and yells, 'I HOPE YOUR
CANOE SINKS!!'
     
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