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The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising
hikers, hunters, fishers, and golfers to take extra
precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Osceola,
Polk, Manatee, Orange and Dade Counties.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as
little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the
alligators unexpectedly.

They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an
encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator
activity.

People should recognize the difference between small young
alligator and large adult alligator droppings.

Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones
and possibly bird feathers.

Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and
smell like pepper spray.

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