A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and
shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of
bras in every shape, color, and material imaginable.
"Actually," she continued, "even with all of this variety,
there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation
Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one
would you prefer?"
Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
them.
The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The
Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type
lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch
and upright, and the Baptist type make mountains out of mole
hills."
     
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