A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the Second hole when he notices a frog sitting next
to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot
when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and
doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong,
puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10
inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky
frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?," the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end
of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life
and asks the frog, "OK, where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do
you think I should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit 3000, black 6." Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man
figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The
man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to
repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever
grateful".
The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he
deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"......And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my
room. So help me God or my name isn't George W. Bush."
     
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