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One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem
in his house.
His three children were outside, still in their pajamas,
playing in the mud with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn
all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was
open, as was the front door to the house.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A
lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded
against one wall. In the front room the
TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room
was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the
kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled
on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken
glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was
spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more
piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she
may be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed
in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him,
smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here
today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you
come home from work and ask me what in the world I did
today?"
"Yes" was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
     
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