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A sign was hung in an office window. It read:
Help wanted.
Must type 70 words a minute.
Must be computer literate.
Must be bilingual.
An equal opportunity employer.
A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked
at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked
into the manager's office, making it clear he wished to apply
for the job.
The office manager laughed and said, "I can't hire a dog for
this job."
The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer."
So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it." The
dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute
later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted.
The manager said, "Alright, here's a problem. Write a
computer program for it and run it."
Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct
answer.
The manager still wasn't convinced. "I still can't hire you
for this position. You've got to be bilingual."
The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."
     
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