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An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over
immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he
should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she
begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face
with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him..." she
purrs, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his
hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, clearly
aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she
continues alluringly, popping a couple of fingers into his
mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him there
is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
     
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