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ACTUAL CONSUMER LABELS

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But
it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do
not turn upside-down.

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after
heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts."

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the
parents for this one.)

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