Two guys are sitting at a bar when, "THUMP!" "THUMP!", this 500 lb. fat woman walks by.
"Hey Joe," one guy says, poking his friend with his elbow, "what do you think of her, huh?"
Joe looks around and sees the woman, and comments, "Oh, I'd say she's a 7."
"A 7!?" shouts his friend in disbelief, "Do you need some glasses, man? You're not drunk all ready, are you?"
"No," says Joe, "I was talking about the Richter Scale."
   
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