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I once heard the voice of God. It said "Vrrrrmmmmm." Unless
it was just a lawn mower. --Age 11
I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I
imagine that the wet paint is a big fresh water lake that is
the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As
the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and
sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire
and everyone died. --Age 13
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set
aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll
have a couple of days saved up. --Age 7
Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my
teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted
number. --Age 15
It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an
accident. No, wait. That would be good because if anyone
needed it, the blood would be right there. --Age 5
Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then,
imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that's five more
than the biggest number you could come up with! --Age 6
The only stupid question is the one that is never asked,
except maybe "Don't you think it is about time you audited my
return?" or "Isn't it morally wrong to give me a warning
when, in fact, I was speeding?" --Age 15
Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who
had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he
really needed them, right? --Age 15
If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and
visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and
quiet it would be until the looting started. --Age 15
     
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