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A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond
off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game
Warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and
started running through the woods like a bat out of hell, and
hot on his heels came the Game Warden.
After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over
with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game
Warden finally caught up to him...
"Lets see yer fishin' license, Boy!!" the Warden gasped. With
that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game
Warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb
as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have
a valid license!"
"Yes, sir," replied the young feller, "But my friend back
there, well, he don't have one..."
     
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