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Things To Ponder:

1] Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on
money they already know you don't have?

2] Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know
the battery is dead?

3] Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak?

4] If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be
twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

5] Why do we put suits in a garment bag

6] Why are they called buildings when they're already
finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

7] Why is the alphabet in that order?

8] If the universe is everything and scientists say that the
universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

9] If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving
backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? ( I've
tried it, it doesn't work )

10] Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

11] Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

12] Why do scientists call it research when looking for
something new?

13] If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

14] When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

15] Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar
is open it's not a door?

16] Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

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