What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home.
What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them.
What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.
Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
