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A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting to be
admitted, while St. Peter is leafin' through this Big Book
to see if the guy is worthy.
St. Peter goes through the Book several times, furrows his
brow and says to the guy, 'You know, I can't see that you
ever did anything really bad in your life, but you never
did anything really good either. If you can point to even
one REALLY GOOD DEED -- you're in.'
The guy thinks for a moment and says, 'Yeah, there was this
one time when I was driving down the highway and saw a
giant group of thugs assaulting this poor girl. I slowed
down my car to see what was going on and sure enough,
there they were, about 50 of 'em harassing this terrified
young woman.
Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron out of
my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy
with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his
nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the thugs
formed a circle around me. So, I ripped the leader's chain
off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire
iron. Layed him out. Then I turned and yelled at the rest
of them, 'Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You're all
a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach
you all a lesson in pain!''
St. Peter, impressed, says, 'Really? When did this happen?'
'Oh, about two minutes ago.'
     
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