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So dense, light bends around them...

Tom and Barney got out & locked the car in a hurry, forgetting
to remove the key which was in the ignition.

Realizing their mistake, Tom asked, "Why don't we get a coat
hanger to open it."

"No, that won't work" answered Barney. "People will think
we're trying to break in."

Then Tom suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut
around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the
lock?"

"No," said Barney. "People will think we're too dumb to
use a coat hanger."

"Well," sighed Tom, "we'd better think of something quick.
It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"

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