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A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the
time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter
comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a
mistake. You see that police officer who is sitting at the
next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually
orders the same dish. The problem with this is that this is
the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take
this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"
The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food.
The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the
situation to the officer.
A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's
table and says, "Listen up, pal. That is MY chicken you are
about to eat and I'll warn you whatever you do to that
chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its
legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its
wings, I'll break one of your arms!"
The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle
finger in the bird's rectum pulls it out and licks it. He
then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says,
"Your turn!"
     
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