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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were
serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible
for the accident) to court. In court the trucking
companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't
you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said
the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened.
I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the......."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted,
"just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene
of the accident, 'I'm fine!'"
Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the
trailer and I was driving down the road..."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying
to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident,
this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he
was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is
trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please
tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's
answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has
to say about his favorite mule Bessie."
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying,
I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer
and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-
truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck
right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie
was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't
want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and
groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her
groans.
Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the
scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went
over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and
shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across
the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said,
"Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her - how
are you feeling?"
     
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