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Two stockbrokers went to lunch. One looked at the other and
said, "Let's relax while we eat and talk about something
other than the market or any kind of business at all."
"Good idea Sam. Let's talk about women."
"OK -- common or preferred ?"
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A little mouse dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him
at the gate & lets him in. The mouse spends time looking
around heaven, and after two weeks St. Peter seeks him out
and says, "It's our custom after two weeks to survey all our
new residents and see how they like heaven. What are your
impressions of the place, and what do you like best about it?"
The mouse replies, "It's beautiful. It's magnificent. I'm awed
by the grandeur -- I guess that's the best part. But it's
so vast. There's no way I'll ever get to see all of it with
my short little legs. It's just too much for me."
St. Peter replies, "Well, I think I can help. Here is a pair
of roller skates. That should help you get around better."
The mouse thanked him and skated off.
By and by a cat died and also went to heaven. He too was met
at the gate by St. Peter and welcomed in. After two weeks,
St. Peter went looking for him with his standard question:
"It's our custom after two weeks to survey all our new
residents and see how they like heaven. What are your
impressions of the place, and what do you like best about it?"
The cat replied, "Well, it's grand and majestic. I'm very
impressed and really very happy here. The best thing? Oh, I
guess I'd have to say it's your Meals on Wheels
     
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